HE OR SHE WHO SITS IN THE BROWN CHAIR HAS CONTROL. "CONTROL OF WHAT?" YOU ASK? CONTROL OF THE TV (AND THE ONE CHANNEL IT GETS) AND CONTROL OF THE STEREO AND OF COURSE BEING ABLE TO SIT IN THE CHAIR. BUT BE WARNED, IF YOU GET OUT OF THE CHAIR YOU RISK LOSING IT. THIS IS CALLED BROWN CHAIR WARS. ONE TIME LISA AND SALLAD COLLIDED INTO THE CHAIR SIMULTANEOUSLY BREAKING THE ARM ON THE CHAIR. SALLAD WENT TO WORK WITH THE DRILL TO FIX THE CHAIR.